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From: Garnet Chaney  8/19/2003 1:06 pm 
To: Robert Jacob  (2 of 5) 
 5352.2 in reply to 5352.1 

Robert,

Try coffee for your morning wakeup, instead of Amazon reports.....

However, don't watch the pot, because just like the Amazon reports page wont change if you keep refreshing it, a watched pot never boils!

- Garnet

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From: sfpt_mark  8/19/2003 3:54 pm 
To: Garnet Chaney  (3 of 5) 
 5352.3 in reply to 5352.2 
Great info, Garnet... but I think there's also the need for support groups, and a twelve step plan to complete the healing.
 
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From: herbbreese  8/19/2003 5:26 pm 
To: sfpt_mark  (4 of 5) 
 5352.4 in reply to 5352.3 
I'm thinking of starting a stats dry-out farm.
 
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From: sfpt_mark  8/19/2003 5:58 pm 
To: herbbreese unread  (5 of 5) 
 5352.5 in reply to 5352.4 
Combine it with a Google watchers dry-out farm, and in a few years you could quit the affiliate business and retire to a castle or your own South Pacific island.
 
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